Pimp Daddy. Nena πŸ’€

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

old-school-shit:

I remember I told one guy about this song and the next thing I knew everyone all of a sudden loved Tech, wouldn’t have had a problem with it if they actually legitimately liked him instead of faking it to fit in. That’s why I hate everyone in my town lol.
i may be a bad mommy to him.sometimes but i love myy baby Solo!! His gorgeous eyes just fill me with happines!! 😍😍😍 #NationalDogDay  #MySolo #DontBullyMyBreed #MommyToAPit #7Months #HesAdorable #Pitbull #BlueNosePitbull #MyPuppy! ☺😊😍😘

sexynakedblackguy:

I’m a nasty nigga like ill fuck you doggy style and spit in your ass and watch it slide in your pussy and fuck you brainless but I’m also sweet I’ll massage you and make you breakfast and hold you at night and remind you that you are the only one for me.

bats-n-cats:

β˜†ο½‘*☽Halloween Haven☾*ο½‘β˜†

Eres el desmadre que mi vida necesita.

There, I’ve said it:
someone I was could have loved you.

Marty McConnell, fromΒ Miniature Bridges, Your Mouth (via violentwavesofemotion)
that assssss 😍

sidnugget:

when did i get this fat

legallyblonde:

What happens every time someone asks “What do you want to do today?”

2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went β€˜You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said β€œBuy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.